Can I Hit It?

14Jan2009 Filed under: Screw dat! Author: 'A Dater'

Posh I love pretty things. I think I am sure I can spot what is stylish ¹. I absolutely heartz slick schtuff.

I love Slimline. No, not the drink variety. I’m slender myself². Slender and tall. Over BMW I’d chose an Alfa Romeo any day. Black for me please. I love Armani.

Big was my surprise when it was announced that Mrs. ~~Posh~~ Becks was going to step in the footsteps of her ol’ guy and feature in a series of Emporio ads.

First impression upon seeing the ads now was: ‘WTF, Halle Berry much?!’. I never have been a fan of Halle. The best scene in Swordfish definitely was the 7-screen setup and not the boobs of Halle. Period.

But looking more at the ads, I think that the shadows definitely are overdone. And please…

posh-2

Somebody give the girl some food!

[Atmosphere: A Tribe Called Quest autoplay background music to be self-imagined]

I’ve had kitsch periods too [↩]
Suck it, my metabolism refuses to hold and convert proteins [↩]

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2 Comments to “Can I Hit It?”

Danalyn
January 15th, 2009 at 2:16 AM

Those look more like Calvin Klein ads to me.
A Dater
January 15th, 2009 at 3:04 AM

I just don’t know. The shadows are totally disturbing and wrong? Look at the shadows behind the lamp shade in the second picture. WTF!

If they try to create a Film Noir atmosphere, they graciously fail. Great skin retouching photoshopping though, then again easier in B&W.

Also I can not say that the lingerie makes me go out there and buy some. Meh.

About 'Frack Me I'm...'

Once feared because of its aggressive tone, once a geek borefest and later on even the diatribe of an e-dater. Revived now and with the potential to go aggressive again, once the feedreader has been filled again.

But most of all, just a place to rant and rave, away of the known 'official' sites.
I'm a sucker for blond. Especially fake blond women. Or wait, what about a spicy, trim-lined brunette like Posh? To be honest, I prefer racy redheads, but one knows that they only bring grey hairs... and many medals for the significant other.
Oh well, I'll settle for Dita von Teese!