Diatribe of Dating

Maybe I should write some about who, what I am. But without writing a dating profile

I have an opinion on everything. I share every opinion I have and can speak for England.
But I am a nice guy. Once you’ve caught my attention. It might be a challenge to catch my attention. I come of as an arrogant and distant person. I’m a snob who likes good looking things. No, I did not invent the iPhone!

I’m a fashion icon. Today I’ll dress for president, tomorrow I’ll show up at a corporate meeting in torn jeans or flip flops. I like Armani and Gucci. I like black and I’m a sucker for pin stripes. Especially pin stripe suits. Over coats will be 3/4 and have enough of pockets for all my gizmos. Phone, iPod, keys and camera. Yes the iPhone combines all, but the camera sucks and the memory is too small. iPhone is for sporty days.

I’m a geek and a professional warrior. I’ll always fight to get responsibility in any job, even if there are others on the way to #1. I work many hours, way too many and most of time when I don’t work, I’m learning work stuff. I told you I am a geek.

The internet is part of my life. I was online in 1994 and don’t plan to leave the world wide west. Most of time you’ll find me at my desk, computers all online and tinkering with some code. Or on the couch with the laptop. Or reading a book about some weird technology, learning.

I’ll gladly leave all this for some quality time. Dinner, restaurant, good cocktails or just a movie. Cleaning? Screw dat! Let’s get a cleaning lady! ~~The good thing about this country is the cheap labour!~~ If we don’t have $30/week available for some quality time, we might have other problems.

Photo credit: kriskriskris.

A blog!

This one is going to be fun! Trust me, it really will!

The diatribe of an anonymous e-dater.

Fasten your seatbelts and hope you’re not the other one!

Be warned, this blog might contain many drunk entries!

The fun part of this blog, hopefully will be the mix of real life dating with satire.
Yours to discover which part is satire.

5 Comments to “Diatribe of Dating”

Kali
April 16th, 2008 at 1:30 PM

Hmmm what is it with men and pin striped suits…?

Kali’s last blog post..Well There’s Not Even Breathing Room Between Pleasure And Pain
A Dater
April 16th, 2008 at 4:54 PM

No idea. I’m tall (6′2″), slender and have short, dark hair and dark brown eyes. So they just look good on me I think (Armani has a cut which suits me perfectly)…
Kali
April 16th, 2008 at 5:25 PM

“I’m tall, slender, and have short brown hair and dark brown eyes. I’m dreamy!”

You sound like you’ve been spending too much time on dating websites.. :P

Though I have to admit you have good taste. Armani make beautiful suits… Lord you’re aout a foot taller than me! Hummmm make me feel tiny who don’t you!

Kali’s last blog post..Well There’s Not Even Breathing Room Between Pleasure And Pain
Kali
April 16th, 2008 at 5:27 PM

Ignore the spelling mistakes in my last comment. I’m very tired. ‘Aout’ should be ‘about’ and ‘who’ was supposed to be ‘why’…

Kali’s last blog post..Well There’s Not Even Breathing Room Between Pleasure And Pain
A Dater
April 16th, 2008 at 5:29 PM

Dating sites. *sigh*
If I had spent too much time one those, probably I’d also have a six pack and always wear designer stuff, plus have complimented this Chicca on her hot profile, babe!. :-P

About 'Frack Me I'm...'

Once feared because of its aggressive tone, once a geek borefest and later on even the diatribe of an e-dater. Revived now and with the potential to go aggressive again, once the feedreader has been filled again.

But most of all, just a place to rant and rave, away of the known 'official' sites.
I'm a sucker for blond. Especially fake blond women. Or wait, what about a spicy, trim-lined brunette like Posh? To be honest, I prefer racy redheads, but one knows that they only bring grey hairs... and many medals for the significant other.
Oh well, I'll settle for Dita von Teese!